We hire only legal green-card holders and American citizens (of all colors, backgrounds and orientations), and we offer at-cost delivery (what it costs us in fuel and hired labor, no profit) of furniture items for hardworking Americans who need cheap goods delivered to their homes.

We offer eco-friendly moving, junk removal, brush/debris cleanup, and light demolition services.

You can use the link in the top right corner to book a free appraisal, or better yet send us some pictures/description of what you want moved or removed to 215-586-3510. Start with “Go America” or a picture of a bald eagle if you want me to give you a better price.

For moving, we use second-hand/recycled blankets, boxes, packing materials and more.

For junk removal, we use free local furniture drop offs, recycling, thrift store donations and non-profit/church partners to make sure 100% of what can help out Americans does help Americans, and often for free.

You can reach us anytime via our contact page or email which is unfunkyourstuff@proton.me. You can also call or text 215-586-3510 with questions and for a free estimate.

You can check out our prices here: unfunkyourstuff.com/pricing

We try to be affordable enough to compete and still manage to pay real wages for real legal workers.

We pride ourselves on being responsible, thoughtful and easy to work with. Plus, we’re Americans! You can see our google reviews here: https://share.google/qT6flZ0I6QhhoWCg8

For any items in good working condition, we will usually drop it off immediately to someone in the NW Philadelphia at cost (which means just covering fuel and hired labor costs). If not it is either donated or recycled, and only as a last resort do we use the landfill.

Yes. We offer:

• Reusable or recycled moving boxes (when available)

• Minimal-waste packing practices

• Efficient truck loading and route planning to reduce fuel usage

  We’re always happy to tailor a greener option for your move.

We accept most household, office, and commercial items including furniture, appliances, and general clutter.

We typically do not accept:

• Hazardous chemicals

• Medical waste

• Explosives or flammables
  If you’re unsure, just ask — we’ll guide you.

We are fully insured and are currently in the process of becoming fully licensed.

We offer:

• Flexible scheduling

• Same-day or next-day service when available

• Weekend appointments
  We aim to work around your timeline, especially during moves or cleanouts.

  call or text 215-586-3510 to schedule same or next day junk removal or moving services.

Yes. We maintain relationships with local donation centers, reuse organizations, churches, and recycling facilities to ensure items get a second life whenever possible.

Yes. We include basic sweeping and cleanup of the area once items are removed.

Yes. We regularly remove pianos, safes, appliances, construction debris, and oversized furniture. Any special considerations are discussed upfront. Let’s go!

Yes. Combining moving and junk removal often saves time and money. Ask about bundled or project-based pricing.